A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
Milton BerleYour marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
Milton BerleNow that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.
Milton Berle