My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.