My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.