I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.