Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.

A thing of beauty is a job forever.

Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

I don't date women my age. There aren't any.