You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.
Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
Use those brains that God put in your head.
A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.