Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.
You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.
It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.