Use those brains that God put in your head.
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can
You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.