Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

Obama is running again for spite.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.