Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!