One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

You know me, I love lost causes.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!