One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?