Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

I found people looked better when they laughed

My life needs editing.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!