New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
I found people looked better when they laughed
There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.