Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

You know me, I love lost causes.

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.