Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

You know me, I love lost causes.