Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.