We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.
New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!
Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?