Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
Obama is running again for spite.
The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.