Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.