Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?