Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.