That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!