That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

You know me, I love lost causes.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.