That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

I found people looked better when they laughed

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.