That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.