I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.