I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

Obama is running again for spite.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.