Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?

If you can't join them, beat them.

We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.