Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

If you can't join them, beat them.

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.