Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.