A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

Obama is running again for spite.

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

I don't think fascism is dying for.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.