Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

I don't think fascism is dying for.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

You know me, I love lost causes.

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.