Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
If you can't join them, beat them.
When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?