A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.
Mort SahlThe beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.
Mort SahlNixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
Mort Sahl