The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.