I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.