Obama is running again for spite.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.