Obama is running again for spite.

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

If you can't join them, beat them.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.