Obama is running again for spite.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

If you can't join them, beat them.