Obama is running again for spite.

Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

If you can't join them, beat them.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.