If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.