If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

I don't think fascism is dying for.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.