Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

You know me, I love lost causes.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.