Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.