Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

Obama is running again for spite.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

If you can't join them, beat them.