I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?