A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
If you can't join them, beat them.
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.