A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
Mort SahlThe fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.
Mort SahlI made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.
Mort Sahl