Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?