Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

I don't think fascism is dying for.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

Obama is running again for spite.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.