Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?