You haven't lived until you've died in California

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.