There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.