You haven't lived until you've died in California

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

If you can't join them, beat them.