My life needs editing.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
I don't think fascism is dying for.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.