I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.