I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?