Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.