Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

You know me, I love lost causes.

We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

Obama is running again for spite.

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?