I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?