I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

My life needs editing.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.