If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.