If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

Obama is running again for spite.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man