If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.