If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!