This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

Obama is running again for spite.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

I found people looked better when they laughed