I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

If you can't join them, beat them.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.