I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

You know me, I love lost causes.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.