I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.