I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.