Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

you don't know what you think unless you say it.

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.