You haven't lived until you've died in California
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
I found people looked better when they laughed
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.