If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?