There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.