The bravest thing that men do is love women.

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.