I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
I found people looked better when they laughed
If you can't join them, beat them.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?