When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?