Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.