Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

I found people looked better when they laughed

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?