My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.