Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.