The bravest thing that men do is love women.
I found people looked better when they laughed
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?