I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.