A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?

My life needs editing.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

I don't think fascism is dying for.