A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

You know me, I love lost causes.

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.