Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?
Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.