The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.