The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.