For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.

Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.