For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.