For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.

The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?

There are different types of art, and you just have to follow where things take you. It helps me with my desire to perform live. That's something that a lot of actors and actresses don't get to experience on a regular basis.

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.