College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.