Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.