Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?