Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.