Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.