Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.
Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.