To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.