Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The doctor gets you when you're born, The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly clerks If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no cares; Whatever happens, they get theirs.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.