Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

A lady is known by the product she endorses.

Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.

I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.