God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.

One thing about the past. It's likely to last.