Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.