I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

To love is an active verb.

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?

There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'

I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.