I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?