I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.