Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.
The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.