I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.