When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.