Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.

The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.

When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.