Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.

He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.

The old men know when an old man dies.

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.