Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.